Are you a perfect match?
What colour is your wife's favourite party dress?
a) black
b) blue
c) red
d) other
If you want to go out with the lads will your wife...
a) stay in by herself at home
b) go out with girlfriends
c) go to her mother's
d) demand to come too
When applying her lipstick does your wife first put it on...
a) the top lip
b) the bottom lip
c) it varies
What was the last thing your wife lost?
Which TV detective does your wife most like to watch?
a) Bergerac
b) Frost
c) Morse
d) Columbo
Mrs
Which of the seven dwarfs does your husband most resemble in the morning?
a) happy
b) sleepy
c) dopey
d) grumpy
How would you describe your husband's singing?
a) baritone
b) bass
c) tenor
d) some strange mixture
Does your husband wear a hankie in his pyjama pocket?
a) always
b) only if he has a cold
c) never
What outfit would your husband most like to see you in?
a) nurse
b) policewoman
c) French maid
d) bunny girl
Which TV celebrity would your husband most like to see topless?
