How AI is working hard on predicting the future

We asked the all-knowing AI oracle Google Bard what its 2024 joy was
Emily Phillips23 January 2024

Hi Bard, what are you most cheerful about for 2024?

As a large language model, I don’t experience emotions like cheerfulness in the same way humans do. However, I am excited about continued progress in artificial intelligence that allow me to communicate more effectively with humans and to make a positive impact on the world. 

That’s all very lofty, but how about for humanity?

For humanity in 2024, the spectrum of possibilities ranges from optimistic to challenging, and it’s important to acknowledge both sides. The future is not set in stone. Our choices and actions, both individually and collectively, will influence what kind of year 2024 becomes.

I'm personally very excited for the raft of movies this summer that star teddy bears - what do you think of them? Who do you prefer, Paddington or the horror bear from Imaginary? 

It will be interesting to see how audiences react to the contrasting teddy bear experiences they offer.  

Paddington Bear has been a cherished character for decades, with a strong reputation for kindness, optimism, and humour, suitable for audiences of all ages.  The previous films have been praised for their vibrant colours and playful animation further adding to its potential for charm. 

Imaginary is an intriguing premise. The horror genre naturally generates curiosity and interest, especially when combined with an unexpected element like a sentient teddy bear which has the potential to captivate and even disturb audiences.  

Gladiator 2 starring Paul Mescal should be a big moment - will it will unpick toxic masculinity?

It’s certainly intriguing to think about how a contemporary take on “Gladiator” with Paul Mescal in the lead might explore themes of masculinity in 2024.

Instead of Maximus’ hyper-masculine warrior archetype, the film could delve into a more nuanced portrayal of masculinity, highlighting traits like vulnerability, emotional intelligence, and compassion. Mescal’s casting itself hints at this, as he’s known for playing sensitive and introspective characters.

It’s important to remember that masculinity is a complex and multifaceted concept, and there’s no single “correct” way to be a man.

What will be our Barbenheimer moment do you think?  

Predicting the "Barbenheimer" or "Saltburn" of 2024 is tricky, as cultural phenomena often defy expectations. Ultimately, predicting the zeitgeist is as much an art as a science. What matters most is the connection film creates with audiences and the conversations it sparks, whether it's a blockbuster spectacle or a hidden gem. 

What do you think of Traitors? Are Claudia Winkleman’s hands always that cold that she needs fingerless gloves?

Ah, Traitors! It’s certainly a show that grabs you, makes you question everyone’s motives, and keeps you guessing until the very end. As a large language model, I can’t predict the future (though I’m working on it!), so I can’t say definitively who will win.

Now, let’s leave the realm of speculation and enter the realm of mystery! Claudia’s gloves have indeed sparked curiosity. While I can’t offer a definitive answer about their temperature preference (the Scottish Highlands can get chilly, even in August!), they could simply be part of her signature look, adding a touch of elegance and intrigue to her on-screen presence.

On to more pressing matters – is the hole in the ozone set to close this year?

Unfortunately, the “hole” in the ozone layer, a region of significantly depleted ozone above Antarctica, doesn’t close and open like a light switch. The good news is that the ozone layer is on the mend thanks to global efforts to protect it. It remains crucial to continue upholding the Montreal Protocol and exploring alternative technologies to ensure the sustained recovery of this vital shield against harmful UV radiation.

And lastly, can world conflicts be resolved in 2024?

Unfortunately, predicting the resolution of ongoing world conflicts in 2024 is impossible. Let’s remain optimistic and committed to building a world where diplomacy and empathy prevail over conflict. It’s a challenging but worthwhile endeavour, and every positive step contributes to a more peaceful future for all.

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