The bottom line is, don’t get in the way of a reversing duchess

When it comes to playground injuries, this is one to mark down for posterity.

Jerrod, three, looks far from impressed at getting a bump to the head from a royal bottom.

The Duchess of Cornwall accidentally reversed into the toddler today while being kissed by another child during a visit to the Freeman Family Centre in Harlesden.

Clutching his face, a disgruntled Jerrod made a dash for safety.