Real-life calls that plague the service
13 April 2012
- Cannot get home, has no money
- Unable to get computer to work
- Doing pub quiz - are all ambulances white in colour?
- Wants an NHS ambulance to take them to private hospital
- Feeling wobbly
- Splinter in finger from last night, now in pain
- Pregnant, has hayfever and a cough
- Slipped on leaves two or three weeks ago, now in pain
- Lost and needing help
- Sexually frustrated
- Matchstick stuck in ear
- Keeps blowing nose, thinks it's a cold
- Costume ring stuck on big toe
- Injured lips trying to open a bottle
- Sprained finger playing video games
- Suffered cut to cuticle during manicure
- Unable to remove earring
- Ankle hurt after shopping trolley bashed into it
