The glorious torrent of innuendos is one of the thing people love most about the Great British Bake Off – and the latest instalment did not disappoint.
The second episode of the 2016 series saw the amateur bakers take on Biscuit Week – and while many of their bakes fell apart, their double entendre quality was firm and plentiful.
This week’s tasks included a Viennese Whirl technical challenge, and a mass bake of 24 identical biscuits in the signature round.
The showstopper saw the contestants attempt towering gingerbread constructions – many of which crumbled before making it in front of the judges.
But the creations themselves were not the highlight of the episode – viewers were highly amused by all the Carry On-level comedy.
Trying out Candice’s gingerbread pub, for which she had made a sticky gingerbread carpet, Twitter went into meltdown as Mary Berry admitted, “I’ll eat a bit of carpet”.
That wasn’t the only innuendo connected to Candice this week – who also asked Mel Giedroyc to “grab [her] jugs”.
Great British Bake Off 2016 - contestants in pictures
Meanwhile, Paul Hollywood was impressed by the gingerbread version of Val’s sibling, saying: “I think your sister tastes lovely”.
At one point, Mel asked Rav if he needed a warm pair of hands on his bag.
And then there was this line, which we 100% assure you is about creating a good biscuit mix.
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Aside from all the hilarity, the episode saw contestant Louise leave the competition, suffering a disaster with her wedding-themed gingerbread church.
Next week's episode will be Bread Week - so prepare for hard crusts, soft baps and everything in between.
BBC One, Wednesday, 8pm
