Brit 'comedy' Sex Lives Of The Potato Men focuses on Dave (Johnny Vegas) and his rat-boy lothario sidekick Ferris (Mackenzie Crook), potato deliverymen with the emotional sophistication of dog vomit and the combined brainpower of a small spud.
When Dave's wife kicks him out for being a crap dad and all-round loser, he thinks life will be unlimited beer and totty, but loveless group sex sessions has Dave longing for home and a real conversation with a woman.
If you can hold back the hurl, you'll appreciate a top performance from Crook (Gareth from The Office) and the ever-loveable Vegas. But blokes be warned: this is the anti-date movie. Licking the toilet bowl then kissing your girlfriend would leave a better taste in her mouth.
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men
Cert: cert18
